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\nAndy Rooney



    Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.

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    The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

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    Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.

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    Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

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    Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads.

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    I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.

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