Famous Quotes from ...

\nBill Vaughan



    Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

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    The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.

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    Muscles come and go; flab lasts.

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    A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.

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    Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day.

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    Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.

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