Famous Quotes from ...

\nCalvin Trillin



    I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.

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    I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still.

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    The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.

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    Health food makes me sick.

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