Famous Quotes from ...

\nDave Barry



    It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

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    The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.

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    Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.

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    Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.

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    Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.

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    The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.

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    Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.

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    I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.

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    The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.

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    Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

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