Famous Quotes from ...

\nEllen DeGeneres



    I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.

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    My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

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    People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.

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    I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.

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