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\nErma Bombeck



    Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.

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    It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.

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    A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

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    Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.

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    Never have more children than you have car windows.

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    If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.

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    Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.

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    Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.

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    Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.

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    I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.

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    Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.

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    Never order food in excess of your body weight.

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    Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.

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    Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it.

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    Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

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    Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.

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