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\nGroucho Marx



    A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

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    Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

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    I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

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    Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

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    Humor is reason gone mad.

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    Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.

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    She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

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    A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

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    I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.

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    I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

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    In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

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    Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.

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