Famous Quotes from ...

\nHenny Youngman



    She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.

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    This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!

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    Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

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    This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest.

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