Famous Quotes from ...

\nJay London



    I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.

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    It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.

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    My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.

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    I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.

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    I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?

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