Famous Quotes from ...

\nLily Tomlin



    I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

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    If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

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    If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

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    Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

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    Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

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    The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

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