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\nMel Brooks



    Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

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    Humor is just another defense against the universe.

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    Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap your arms and legs, you've got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or you're not alive.

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