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    Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.

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    Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.

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    Never fight an inanimate object.

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    Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.

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    Never wear anything that panics the cat.

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    The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.

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    The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich.

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    Feeling good about government is like looking on the bright side of any catastrophe. When you quit looking on the bright side, the catastrophe is still there.

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    Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

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