Famous Quotes from ...

\nRodney Dangerfield



    I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

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    I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

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    I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

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    It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

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    I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.

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    What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.

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    I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

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