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\nRussell Baker



    An educated person is one who has learned that information almost always turns out to be at best incomplete and very often false, misleading, fictitious, mendacious - just dead wrong.

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    Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.

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    Reporters thrive on the world's misfortune. For this reason they often take an indecent pleasure in events that dismay the rest of humanity.

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    Don't try to make children grow up to be like you, or they may do it.

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    Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.

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    Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things.

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