Famous Quotes from ...

\nW. C. Fields



    I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

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    I like children - fried.

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    I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

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    Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

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    Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

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    If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

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    I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

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    Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

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    Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.

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    No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.

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