Famous Quotes from ...

\nWoody Allen



    I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

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    I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

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    If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.

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    Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

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    I am two with nature.

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    I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

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    Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

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