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Bill Maher



    Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

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    What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country

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    A new biography of Madonna came out last week, and apparently the biography lists all the men she's slept with. The book is apparently called the Manhattan Telephone Directory.

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    A group of Cuban Americans denounced the Castro government as a fascist regime that monitors and scrutinized its citizens' everyday existence. And then they excused themselves to go watch "Big Brother".

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    People say I'm into black women,

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