Famous Quotes from ...

Joan Rivers



    I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

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    Never floss with a stranger.

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    Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.

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    Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.

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    Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.

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    The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.

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