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Joe E. Lewis



    I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

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    The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

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    I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

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    I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

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    Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.

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    There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.

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