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Joy Maniscalco



    Real love isn't ordinary. Real love isn't artificial. Real love isn't something you can buy or manufacture, because it's not something you can sell. It doesn't wash away with a rainy day or evaporate when things get too heated. It sustains itself because that's what your heart does, it sustains the rest of you.

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    We have a choice...we can either rally up every miserable, single person in the city and have a giant pitty party, or we can put on our big-girl pants and celebrate singleness.

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    Why is it that people treat being SINGLE like it's the plague? I'm sorry, but it's not leprocy people! Where in the Old Testament does it say, 'boils, locusts, hail and being single'?

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    His heart isn't located in his scrotum, and if you subject yourself to bootie call status, expect to be treated like one

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    If a guy tells you he no longer wants to be with you, but he still calls at odd hours of the night to "hang out", don't take that as a sign that he's still interested in you. The only thing he's interested in, is what's in between your thighs.

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    Some day you'll have someone worth holding on to... Someone who won't ever want to let you go...Someone who won't make you wonder if they were the one who got away, because that someone will be right there beside you, thanking the other someone who let you get away.

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    I think nostalgia takes over when we think about people we once loved, and we tend to pick out all of the good parts. I could very easily sit here and say I still think about the one that got away, but the truth of the matter is that he didn't get away, he walked away...and I'm the girl he walked away from.

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    It's funny, when you first start dating someone you go over the checklist that you have in your head, the criteria that you think will embody your "perfect mate". The thing is, someone can sound amazing on paper, they can look the part, but it doesn't necessarily mean they're supposed to be your leading man.

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    Ladies, let me clue you in on a little secret...Men are not dolls and they don't need us to take care of them. The one's that do aren't the ones you should want or need. Leave the "fixer-uppers" to Home Depot!

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    As we grow up we're no longer interested in dolls, we're suddenly interested in boys. Oh how we love those little boys. We doodle their little names in our school books. We play MASH and imagine what it would be like to live with "Joey, the doctor, in the mansion, with 4 children, and a 2 seater BMW". Sadly, as time goes on you realize that Joey MD is really Joey unemployed, still living in mommy's basement.

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