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Kurt Vonnegut Jr



    Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.

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    It posed the question posed by all such stone piles: how had puny men moved stones so big? And, like all such stone piles, it answered the question itself. Dumb terror had moved those stones so big.

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    There is no way a beautiful woman can live up to what she looks like for an appreciable length of time.

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    We would be a lot safer if the Government would take its money out of science and put it into astrology and the reading of palms. Only in superstition is there hope. If you want to become a friend of civilization, then become an enemy of the truth and a fanatic for harmless balderdash.

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