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Ogden Nash



    Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

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    The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

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    If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.

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    Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?

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    Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as a legislature, Sleep is as forward as hives or goiters, And where it is least desired, it loiters.

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    To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up

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    Women would rather be right than reasonable

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    Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.

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    An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for, Even then, no sooner has he learned how to cope with the tick than she tocks.

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    I prefer to forget both pairs of glasses and pass my declining years saluting strange women and grandfather clocks.

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    Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open.

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