Famous Quotes from ...

Quentin Crisp



    My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it.

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    Life was a funny thing that occurred on the way to the grave

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    I recommend limiting one's involvement in other people's lives to a pleasantly scant minimum.

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    Men get laid, but women get screwed.

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    Because it is in the nature of things that they become extreme, we have passed down from manliness to cruelty. If I had been told when I was 20 that there was a tavern in the town where the brave and the cruel were gathered together, I would have run all the way and I would have gone up to the largest and leatheriest of the denizens and said: ''If you truly love me, kill the bartender.''

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