Famous Quotes from ...

Scott Adams



    Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

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    Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

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    Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.

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    If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

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    In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.

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    The best things in life are silly

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    It does represent a new way of living in the valley. It's not new in America. We're just catching up with the rest of the country in terms of a vertical lifestyle.

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