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Stephen Wright



    You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

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    I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, "What for?" I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar."

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    The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney...

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    There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.

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