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Tim Allen



    My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

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    Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.

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    Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison.

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