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\nMark Twain



    Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

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    It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.

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    A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

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    Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.

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    By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.

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    Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

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    Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

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    There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy.

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    Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

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    Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

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    I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.

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    Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.

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    Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.

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    Golf is a good walk spoiled.

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    It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

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    Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

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    I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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    The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.

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    Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

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    Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

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    Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.

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