Famous Quotes from ...

David Letterman



    I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.

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    Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.

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    What could be more fun, on a crisp autumn Indiana afternoon, to load the family and get the picnic and have a little tailgate party out there in the parking lot of majestic Dave Letterman Stadium?

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    Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages. I'm telling you this guy has more positions than Paris Hilton.

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    Overall Bush's European trip has been an overwhelming success. Not once has he gotten separated from his group.

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