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Dennis Miller



    I rant, therefore I am.

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    There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.

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    We are simultaneously the most hated, loved, feared and admired nation on this planet. In short, we are Frank Sinatra. And the Chairman didn't make his bones laying down for punks...

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    I've always loved the flirtatious tango of consonants and vowels, the sturdy dependability of nouns and capricious whimsy of verbs, the strutting pageantry of the adjective and the flitting evanescence of the adverb, all kept safe and orderly by those reliable little policemen, punctuation marks. Wow! Think I got my ass kicked in high school?

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    You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R

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