Famous Quotes from ...

Fran Lebowitz

  • Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.... Fran Lebowitz {view}
  • Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.... Fran Lebowitz {view}
  • Children are rarely in the position to lend one a truly interesting sum of money. There are, however, exceptions, and such children are an excellent addition to any party.... Fran Lebowitz {view}
  • If you can stay in love for more than two years, you're on something... Fran Lebowitz {view}
  • Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.... Fran Lebowitz {view}
  • Women who insist upon having the same options as men would do well to consider the option of being the strong, silent type... Fran Lebowitz {view}