Famous Quotes from ...

Groucho Marx

  • Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.... Groucho Marx {view}
  • I intend to live forever, or die trying.... Groucho Marx {view}
  • She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.... Groucho Marx {view}
  • Dont ever underestimate the importance of money. I know its often been said that money wont make you happy and this is undeniably true, but everything else being equal, its a lovely thing to have around the house.... Groucho Marx {view}
  • Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women... Groucho Marx {view}
  • Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever did.... Groucho Marx {view}
  • Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put `Emily, I love you' on the back of the bill.... Groucho Marx {view}
  • Blood's not thicker than money... Groucho Marx {view}
  • I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.... Groucho Marx {view}
  • I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.... Groucho Marx {view}
  • Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?... Groucho Marx {view}
  • I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.... Groucho Marx {view}