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Helen Rowland



    One man's folly is another man's wife.

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    A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

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    In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.

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    It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others.

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    Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.

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    A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

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    Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

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    When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

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    After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.

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    Before marriage, a man will go home and lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll go to sleep before you finish saying it.

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    Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him

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    Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them

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    To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

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    Love the quest; marriage the conquest; divorce the inquest

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    A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

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    And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.

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    Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.

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    In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.

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    No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time.

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    The more you love someone the more he wants from you and the less you have to give since you've already given him your love, bottling

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    A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.

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    Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

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    When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

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    Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.

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    Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.

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    Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.

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