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Jay Leno



    Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.

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    The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.

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    Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

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    It's mostly a family story. It's about my mom and my dad. And I come from one of those homes where every Sunday was a huge Italian dinner with cousins and aunts and uncles.

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    Plus, I promised Mavis (his wife) I would take her out for dinner before I turned 60,

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    CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

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