- The good die young - because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good... John Barrymore {view}
- The way to fight a woman is with your hat - grab it and run... John Barrymore {view}
- He neither drank, smoked, nor rode a bicycle. Living frugally, saving his money, he died early, surrounded by greedy relatives. It was a great lesson to me.... John Barrymore {view}
- Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?... John Barrymore {view}