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Lewis Grizzard



    Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

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    The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

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    I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.

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    I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

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    When My Love Comes Back from the Ladies' Room, Will I Be Too Old To Care?

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