Famous Quotes from ...

Matt Groening



    Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

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    Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come.

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    Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.

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