Famous Quotes from ...
Ogden Nash
- Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?... Ogden Nash {view}
- Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as a legislature, Sleep is as forward as hives or goiters, And where it is least desired, it loiters.... Ogden Nash {view}
- To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up... Ogden Nash {view}
- Women would rather be right than reasonable... Ogden Nash {view}
- Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.... Ogden Nash {view}
- An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for, Even then, no sooner has he learned how to cope with the tick than she tocks.... Ogden Nash {view}
- I prefer to forget both pairs of glasses and pass my declining years saluting strange women and grandfather clocks.... Ogden Nash {view}
- Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open.... Ogden Nash {view}