Famous Quotes from ...

Phyllis Diller



    Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

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    Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.

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    Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run.

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    There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto

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    Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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    Our dog died from licking our wedding picture

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    Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age / as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

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