Famous Quotes from ...
Rita Rudner
- Whenever I date a guy, I think, "Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?"... Rita Rudner {view}
- Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.... Rita Rudner {view}
- Men hate to lose. I beat my husband once at tennis. I asked him, "Will we ever make love again?" He said, "Yes.... but not with each other."... Rita Rudner {view}
- It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.... Rita Rudner {view}
- I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.... Rita Rudner {view}
- To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior... Rita Rudner {view}
- My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.... Rita Rudner {view}