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Will Rogers



    An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.

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    If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.

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    It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

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    America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.

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    I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.

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    I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.

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    A fool and his money are soon elected.

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    I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

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    Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.

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    I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

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    Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.

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    Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?

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    Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.

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    Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.

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    People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.

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    Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save

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    Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.

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    The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood

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    There is only one thing that can kill the movies, and that is education. . . . Some say, what is the salvation of the movies? I say, run 'em backward. It can't hurt 'em and it's worth a trial.

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    There is not a man in the country that can't make a living for himself and family.

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    A man that don't love a horse, there is something the matter with him.

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    I maintain that it should cost as much to get married as to get divorced. Make it look like marriage is worth as much as divorce, even if it ain't.

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    Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste

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    We have the best Congress money can buy.

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    Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

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    The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.

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    Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting a new coach

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    There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.

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    A conservative is a man who has plenty of money and don't see any reason why he shouldn't always have plenty of money

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    Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

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    The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.

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    Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.

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    I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.

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    The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid

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    Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have

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    When everybody has got money they cut taxes, and when they're broke they raise 'em. That's statesmanship of the highest order.

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    Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with.

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    The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.

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